Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
i have ‘stolen’ 2 of these – thank you!
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Steal away, steal away…
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Purrr-fect, utter WISDOM! Thanx, BoB, for the Friday laffs!
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P.S. Yeah, today is Thursday, but the funnies will set up Friday’s happy.
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Feel free to laugh at them again tomorrow. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Memes of wisdom, from Bluebird 👍😃😂
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😀 😀 😀
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On the cellular level I’m really quite busy too. My self-esteem just raised fifteen percentage points 😉
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These days I’m seldom busy on any level other than the cellular.
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These are great! I’m using “wisdom highlights” at the earliest possible opportunity 🙂
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😀
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Me too!
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Thank you very much Bob! Some of them are indeed very wicked, and i think showing this the woman who has to prepare your meal, you wont get one on this day. Lol Michael
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Who says it’s the woman who prepares his meal? In my house we share that task, and in a number of my family and friends, too.
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Lol Sorry, i forgot.Here its definitely the woman, but i am dieting. Enjoy your day! Michael
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In our house it’s definitely the woman (in other words, me), because my husband can’t cook to save his life. 🙂
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Lol
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Ah, yes. The good old days. 🙂 — Suzanne
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I love the waltz one. I think that’s my favourite, although I like the vodka and ‘my husband thinks I’m crazy.’ I can relate to that one. Mine thinks I’m crazy, too.
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Mine knows I’m crazy. You can’t be married to someone for 43 years and not notice a little thing like that. 🙂
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p.s. The waltz is my favorite too.
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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