Give this one a miss if you’re easily offended.
Give this one a miss if you’re easily offended.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
—Mark Twain
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers now ask humans to prove they aren’t robots.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
I laughed out loud in the privacy of my own home. We have forgotten how to laugh at ourselves. It’s really sad, isn’t it. Thanks for having the courage to post this.
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In a country governed by a constitution that explicitly guarantees freedom of speech, it shouldn’t require any courage at all to post a funny video. I would never describe myself as courageous — I blog under a pseudonym, for heaven’s sake — but just the fact that I thought twice before posting and felt compelled to slap a warning on it is sort of sad.
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I know what you mean, and it does suck. 😦
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Agreed.
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It is extremely sad. I’m currently writing a series of skits pertaining to aging and I have to be so careful not to offend anyone. We have lost our ability to speak freely, unless what we have to say complies with the powers that be. Sad indeed!
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I hear you. I miss the days when we didn’t have to tiptoe around in constant fear of giving offense.
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Oh, goodness… it’s not racist at all ! ! !
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I agree, but there are people who are constantly on the lookout for something to get offended about. 🙂
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Hahaha! Thanks for giving a light side on a hot day! God bless you bluebird!
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Thank you Lisa Beth. ♥️
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Absolutely funny! 😀
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😀
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