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This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 5th, 2020 at 7:52 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
All of these made me laugh. Thanks for the day-brightener. 🙂
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Mission accomplished!
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Reblogged this on Two on a Rant and commented:
Sharing this day-brightner with you from https://bluebirdofbitterness.com
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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Great set of memes that were well worth reblogging. 🙂
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😀
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Thanks for a much needed chuckle!
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These days we need all the chuckles we can get. 🙂
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Absolutely hilarious every one of them.
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Reblogged this on A Blog About Healing From PTSD and commented:
Hilarious! My favorite is the last one. Thanks, Bluebird! ❤❤❤
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Thanks Lady Q. ♥️
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. ♥️
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 😀
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The Merry Punster strikes again!
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The smoker on the pole in my fave. LOL!
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Literal is right. 😀 — Suzanne
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Got it. Lol Thank you for the laughter Bob. You are great trustee in this too. Enjoy you day! Michael
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Belly-laughing until I cried!!! 😀
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The artist obeying the “Draw Bridge” sign….LOL!
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
I couldn’t resist the re-blog. These are so hilarious! Thanks, Bluebird, once more, for the laugh!
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Thanks A.J. ♥️
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It’s my pleasure.
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I have been absent from WordPress a lot lately with my husband recovering from a fall. Now that he is well again I’m back. I missed your posts. They always give me a good laugh.
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Welcome back! Glad to hear your husband is doing well. (Mine had hip replacement surgery last year, so I can sympathize.) ♥️
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