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I took up writing because I needed money. And I continued to write because itβs safer than stealing and easier than working. βRobert Heinlein
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessβ’ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterβ’, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thanks Eliza. β₯οΈ
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All HILARIOUS! L-ing OL; OMG! π
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Mission accomplished!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Perfect memes for UKβs Dog Days of Summer πππ Courtesy of BlueBird π
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Brilliant! πππ
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Ha ha ha!!
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These are all SO hilarious, I probably would have hurt myself laughing! The only reason I didn’t, is because I have one dog napping on my lap and another dog napping right next to me on the sofa, and I don’t want to wake them up. It’s 101 degrees outside right now, and when they wake up they are going to want to go out. The codependent poodle — the one sleeping on my lap — insists that I have to go outside with him. Every time, day or night, in all kinds of weather. Otherwise, he turns into an hysterical codependent poodle, which isn’t a pretty sight. π© π β€β€
Note to self: Do not read the Bluebird of Bitterness blog when dogs are napping on me.
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“. . . hysterical codependent poodle. . . ”
L-ing OL all over again! π
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Ah, ha, ha. Hilarious. I especially liked the dog sneezing and the dachshund drop. π — Suzanne
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The dachshund cracked me up. π
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All these dogs – on International Cat Day! Equality reigns!
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Lol – Dogs have a very difficult life with humans. Yes, they are in need of psychologists too. Lol
Thank you Bob! Enjoy your weekend. Michael
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Likewise, Michael. π
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Thank you Bob, very kind.
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[…] These made me giggle via Every dog has its day […]
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Thank you for the link. β₯οΈ
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Love these! Have to reblog! π
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
Love these!
So funny π
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Thank you for reblogging. π
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Youβre very welcome π
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[…] I can just imagine these if dogs were in charge via Every dog has its day […]
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[…] Bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link.β₯οΈ
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