From The Onion.
BOSTON—Assuring Red Sox Nation that the cutout would make a full recovery, General Manager Brian O’Halloran told reporters Friday that a cardboard fan was in stable condition after being hit by a foul ball.
“We were all horrified by the accident, but thankfully the fan will come away from this incident with just a few dents and crumples,” said O’Halloran, who commended paramedics for rushing to the scene and taping the cutout’s head back on before it was too late.
“The safety of our fans is our top priority. We’re lucky that the cardboard man is okay after that close call. Rest assured, we’re giving him season tickets for life.”
In a related report, a Nationals–Orioles game was suspended after a cardboard fan succumbed to a thunderstorm.
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“just a few dents and crumples.” BWAHAHA!
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To be born again, do they get recycled?
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If they’re lucky. 🙂
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LOL! It had to happen eventually, didn’t it – the parodies of real games 🙂
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“Rest assured, we’re giving him season tickets for life.”
LOLOL! 😀
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[…] Cardboard fan in stable condition after being hit by foul ball […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Imagine if one of them drops a cigarette and burns down the whole audience!
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Scary thought! Someone should tell the maintenance crew to apply fireproofing to the cardboard cutouts. 🙂
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I love it!
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