Yes, it’s a real thing.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😱😂
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😀 😀 😀
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Is there a Firstborn Child Day? Or better yet, a Firstborn Child Week? With all the extra work we have to do, we deserve it. 😅
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Yes, you do. I’ve never been a firstborn, but I married one, and I have one, and they certainly deserve their own day. 🙂
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LoL
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And – tomorrow (13 Aug) is International Lefthanders Day; so created by Lefthanders Magazine, back in the ’80’s. For which, all us southpaws are grateful.
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So it is. I wish I had some good left-hander cartoons so I could honor the occasion properly.
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Firstborn day–yes. How about youngest child day? (I’m a firstborn). My next door neighbours had 3 boys. They played football, and the ball inevitably ended up in our garden. The youngest, Chris, always came to ask for it back. One day he said, ‘I’m fed up with being the youngest. They always make me come to get the ball back.’
The youngest is put upon by the older siblings, and deserves a day.
Btw. Is there anything there isn’t a day for?
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Nowadays it’s hard to find something that doesn’t have its own day (or week, or month, or whatever). For all I know, there might be one for firstborns or lastborns. If you find out, let me know. 🙂
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My daughter worried for some time I’d have a third child and she’d lose her baby status. 😀 — Suzanne
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I was supposed to be the baby, and I held that position for three years… but then my parents had a little surprise, and I ended up as just another middle child (of which they already had two). Sigh…
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