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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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oh man, I’m in tears. Some of those were pure freaking genius. l wish the owner of my job had a sense of humor, because that push and pull one I’d love to put on the door. Only I’d change it to “we’re not open yet.” Drives me nuts when I’d see somebody come up, no lights are on, I’m still trying to get the computers ready to go and they start rattling the door. Uh, yeah–why would you try to go into a place where the lights are off anyway? Probably means closed or there’s something wrong with the power at the business, or whatever.
Never understood that. When lights are on and obvious, that’s different. When it’s totally dark, yeah, not getting in.
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Can’t stop laughing at these. I’ll probably be awake all night, giggling. ( it’s 22:40 here).
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The missing Roomba sign cracked me up.
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I almost hurt myself laughing!!
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OMG! Higgins the escaped Roomba…I…am…crying…
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I would love to know the whole story about that parachute. . .
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Ah, ha, ha. These are hilarious. This is the first time I’ve ever felt sorry for a vacuum cleaner. I loved the Earthquake Detection Kit. 😀 Suzanne
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Like that solicitors sign – I will have to make one of those.
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