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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Lol lol lol! I LOVE the second marriage one.
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That one cracked me up. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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Love the first one.
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I had some chuckles with these, while reading through them. 😁
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Hilarious!
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Great! Thank you Bob! Enjoy your week! Michael
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So clever..Thanks for sharing.
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LOL. Amazing 🤣
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Ah, ha, ha. These are hilarious. I especially liked the spider’s zipline and the praying mantis wedding. 😀 — Suzanne
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Loving these! 😀
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
Lol heres my morning giggle! Enjoy! ❤
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Thanks Carol anne. 🙂
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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😀 😀 😀
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