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This entry was posted on Wednesday, September 23rd, 2020 at 11:33 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
I love the sharks!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Bluebird goes underwater today 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Welcome, BB 😃
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Ahh – pearls!
and – ….Papa shark makin’ headlines, not yet in Mama shark’s newspaper.!
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Lol lol!! Thanks, Bluebird. I love these, especially the first one and the last one. I must have eaten somebody important. Lol!!
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HAHAHA!!!!
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Never thought of a grim fish reaper before. I suppose it would be quite busy.
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It’s certainly been visiting my daughter’s house a lot lately.
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Not sure if I wanted to “like” the comment — since I don’t know who or what the grim reaper has been taking at your daughter’s house.
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Goldfish, mostly.
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You are wonderful Bob! Lol Thank you! Michael
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I’ve always loved Sherman’s Lagoon. Got the “quiet, shark week uncaged is on!” panel on my computer as a backdrop (ah, I miss shark week).
Yeah, the grim reaper’s been stalking my fish something fierce the past week. About four died, but considering how fast they’re spawning and NOT eating their young for once, yeah, the overcrowding’s gonna kill them off pretty quick. I’m trying to get rid of some, but at the last minute folks don’t seem to want any. Oh well, guess I’ll just keep the ammonia down best I can, clean more, and watch the funny show. If I wiggle my fingers in front of the glass in one spot, within seconds I’ve got tons of black fish coming to me. Weird. Others usually ignore the fingers… unless they see me with food in hand!
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I should be under a pile of pearls, now, too.
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🙂
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Ah, ha, ha. Hilarious. I especially liked the pile of pearls and the fish of death. 😀 — Suzanne
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[…] Bigger fish to fry […]
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. ♥️
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