Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
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LOL! I can’t believe the van one went totally over my head until I went back and looked again!
And I ***LOVE*** World Peas! Going to send that one on to my nonviolence list!
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MJM
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The van go does not work quite as well in the UK!
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Oh yay! I have family and friends who share puns but these are all new ones. Makes for a good Friday.
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190 days ago Prude, that would have been a pun in and of itself!
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Oh, GROANNNN!
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Ohhhhh… I DO love it when they groan! :> That’s how I know it’s really, truly…
punful!
::ducking::
– MJM
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I never thought I’d say this… but now I’m feeling hungry for peas.
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Ah, ha, ha. I often don’t favor puns but these are great. I especially liked the Centaur for Disease Control and the Czech in the mail. 😀 — Suzanne
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I love the World Peas, and the Van, and the Gregorian Calendar, but they’re all great!
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[…] Get thee to a punnery […]
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Re-blogged on Dragons Rule OK
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A punnery, LOL. I loved the title more than any of the jokes haha. Finnish line one was funny because I was just thinking of that in my head yesterday.
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These are some awesome puns. Thanks!
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