Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
These are SO funny!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
For your aMEUsement – courtesy of BlueBird 😹
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😀 😀 😀
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Only 10 [Like]-s so far? But [Yuk] & [Mission Control] & [Tiger Trap] all made me LMAO. Confession: had to linger over [Mission Control] a while B4 getting it.
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😂😂😂
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Ah, ha, ha. My favorite is the tiger playing in the box the trap came in. 😀 — Suzanne
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You can’t get more feline than that. 🙂
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The Disneyworld for cats is priceless. Lol Soo true. Let the aliens visit as caliens, so we can rule them at least a little bit. 😉 Thank you , Bob! Have a beautiful week! Michael
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Likewise, Michael. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
What would we do without our kitties, right, Bluebird? Thanks for sharing the giggles with us. I love those.
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Thanks A. J. ♥️
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More truth, than humor, in these!
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