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This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 20th, 2020 at 11:33 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
—Charles Wadsworth
When someone asks me if I’m seeing someone, I assume they mean a therapist.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Am I the only one wondering what the wise ass’s hill is made of???
(I do realize that “Wise Bull” is not a pun!)
😉
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Some questions are better left unasked. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
More laughs from Bluebird 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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Vampire Zoom meeting is precious!
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Thank you Bob! Best for distraction, and overcoming this situation. Have a beautiful midst week experience. Michael
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Likewise, Michael.
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Thx, Bob
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Love the Wise Ass on the Hill one particularly. Sharing it on face book.
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🙂
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Wise ass on the hill could be the story of my life. Sometimes, I really do want a hopeful simple reply even if it’s lip service. If I want to get deep and meaningful and get useless advice, I go to therapy.
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Seems like sound policy. 🙂
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Lol lol lol lol lol!!!!! Whew… Thank you, dear Bluebird, I needed that!
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Mission accomplished!
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Ah, ha, ha. These are hilarious. As a second thought, I’d rather not think about what the hill of the Wise Ass is made of. 😀 — Suzanne
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😀
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Man that would suck with facemasks if you have bad breath. Hadn’t thought of that!
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Always great to have a morning chuckle!
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That’s roughly our mission statement here at b.o.b. 🙂
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