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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
—Woody Allen
My kid accused me of being overdramatic, so I changed the WiFi password. We’ll see who’s overdramatic in about five minutes.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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So needed this today!
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Perfect description of the demon party!
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Reblogged this on Two on a Rant and commented:
All so “CAT” — and all so funny!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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My pleasure. 🙂
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That blinking towel made me LOL!!!
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. ♥️
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Yes, definitely the last one. Lol
Thank you and have a beautiful weekend, Bob!
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Ohhh, the ‘favorite food’ one – SO TRUE!!! Tuffie-2 LUVVED white albacore tuna as a bedtime snack. So I bought a dozen cans. Now, he won’t touch it with a 10-ft. pole. (sigh) MomCat gives up on guesswork.
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😹😹😹Lol
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Ha ha just read these.x😸😻💟🐾
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Ah, ha, ha. Hilarious. My favorite was the cat with the towel rolls. 😀 — Suzanne
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The LOOK on the face of that second one! 😀
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Also: “The severest test of character is not so much the ability to keep a secret as it is, when the secret is finally out, to refrain from disclosing that you knew it all along.” —Sydney Harris
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