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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Kinda wish those PROHIBITED ITEMS were in alphabetical order!
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Some people have amazing imagination to dream up those signs.
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“Low flying aircraft ” WOW! LOL!
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Reblogged this on Hello World and commented:
Thanks to dear old BoB, some signs that we humans have a sense of humour, and too many bureaucrats.
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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Good ones!
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Why can’t Max the Cat go into the library? Poor kitty. 😦
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Maybe the librarian is allergic to cats?
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Oh, that could be. My husband’s eyes turn red and swell shut any time he gets near a cat. Which is sad, because he loves animals and animals love him. Even cats!
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I saw these reblogged on Yvonne’s WP blog!
Thank you for sharing these and for all the snort-laughs they gave to me!!! 😀
(((HUGS)))
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Mission accomplished! 🙂
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We used to make fun of the signs in Connecticut when we lived in NY. “No radar detectors, no this no that” for about 7 items then “Welcome to Connecticut!”
I wonder if they still ban radar detectors…
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So funny!
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Many of these signs, especially PROHIBITED ITEMS, are lessons on why you do not use all caps!
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Wow, you’d have to REALLY want to skate to be willing to read all those signs … and hopefully it’s not dark by the time you’re finished reading.
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