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This entry was posted on Friday, November 20th, 2020 at 11:57 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal and commented:
Hilarious!
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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YES! All of the above 🙂 Thanks for the smiles, BoB.
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And I re-blogged at:
https://procrastinatingdonkey.blogspot.com/2020/11/2020.html
🙂
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Absolutely BEAUTIFUL!
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Sadly ALL of those are true! I’m going to re-blog this. I believe a lot of folks feel exactly the same way, and would appreciate the irony!
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[…] Friday funnies […]
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Oh my gosh—brilliant!!!
I have shared this with my family—the toilet paper one speaks so much to me right now!!!
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These are priceless. I’ll reblog tomorrow when I’m on my pc. My iPad is temperamental about reblogs!
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OMG; that golf one; LOLOLOLOLOL! Wiping my eyes!
Also, the address on the (is it?) hive under the mailbox is really 666?!
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Yep.
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These are genius! Thanks for compiling. Perfect way to begin a weekend of doing nothing. (it is the weekend. Right?)
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Reblogged this on Cage Dunn: Fibber, Fabricator, Teller-of-tall-tales and commented:
I think this may say it all about the year we’ve had –
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Thank you for bringing light to our lives.
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Love the giant muffin. And the book. Oh heck. They all made me laugh. Only 41 more days until 1/1/21…
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At first I thought that muffin billboard had been designed to have one missing, like someone had eaten it straight out of the oven!
And now I’m giggling about the insurance claim form: “Description of Accident: Hit by falling muffin.”
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Yes!!
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I’m keeping the picture of me on a bad hair day. I’m going to have to use that at some point.
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Too true with the photos. It’s been a tough year. I have some hope for 2021. Jenny the procrastinating donkey sent me. I’m now a follower and will stay a little longer to read bar jokes for English majors.
Love,
Janie Junebug
dumpedfirstwife.blogspot.com
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