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You can observe a lot by watching.
—Yogi Berra
There are three ways to get something done: 1. Do it yourself. 2. Hire someone to do it. 3. Forbid your kids to do it.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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I love the watercolour and the Swiss Army lobster, but they are all fun. Thanks for the laughs.
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If only we could cut our aching limbs off and grow new ones.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Fishy Funnies, courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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👍😃
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Ah, ha, ha. I give up. They’re all hilarious. Okay, maybe the shark flossing on the jellyfish. 😀 — Suzanne
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Lol – Sometimes i am also feeling like the fish couple at the psychiatrist. Thank you for sharing great laughter, Bob! Enjoy your week! Michael
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Those are great.
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Thanks, BOB. These got some laugh-out-louds from me.Tell Archibald to smile and Herbie that he’s going to get lung cancer!
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