Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Oy vey! Someone’s thought processes took a holiday vacation.
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They don’t even have to write made in China on this packaging!
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I must have those bell shaped bells! I wonder if Amazon carries them?
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Alas, Amazon doesn’t carry Holiday Time Bells. Walmart has them, but they are in-store pickup only, no shipping. 😦
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Were they next to the ball-shaped balls?
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More than likely.
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Everyone should have bell shaped bells.
Love,
Janie
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Accept nothing less!
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OH. MY. GOSH!!! My favorite bells are bell shaped. Where can I get some?????
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Someone has a firm grasp of the obvious.
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Yes, and …..? Ah, ha, ha. 😀 — Suzanne
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It reminds me of the packet of walnuts I saw which said ‘Contains nuts’!
I hope so since that was what I was buying.
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I love that they have clappers in them, as if they’ll make some kind of sound. I highly doubt it, but at least they look the part I guess.
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Dang it! I was looking for snowflake-shaped bells.
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I can hardly type. Still laughing. Great start to the morning. Thanks.
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