Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
At LAST! Our prayers have been answered and our heroes have come to our rescue! We have the RIGHT as FREE PEOPLE to be good, or bad, or whatever IN PRIVACY!
This Claus dictator and his minions will learn their lesson THIS year! Not only are we taking the direct actions against the spies as in those Accu-News shots above, but we’ve planted a virus in millions of the homes that Claus invades through chimney weaknesses, AND our decades-long Climate Change plot is going to come in full swing on Christmas Eve, drowning him and his Ranks Of Rabid Reindeer under a BLIZZARD such as he’s never seen!
WE **WILL** BE FREE!!!!
– MJM, Supporter Of The Rebellion!
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I’m grateful for underground movements and fighters. Kill that damn red-suited bastard. Resistance is the best part of Christmas.
Love,
Janie
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“Resistance is the best part of Christmas.”
Hahahaha 🤣
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OMG, this looks like such a fun game! Hahahaha
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People seem extra p.o.’d at the elf this year, lol!
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Nobody likes a snitch.
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The damn elf is just so freaky. Love these!
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What??!! Who are you and what have you done with the real Bluebird of Bitterness? 😱
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Geez! Even the Perils of Pauline didn’t include a dinosaur!
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. ♥️
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Yes. Yes. YESSSSS!
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I may “like” this with the hope I may figure it out one day. 🤔
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Lisa, the elves are the spies that watch us all year round and report to Santa whether we’re naughty or nice!
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Where’s George Orwell when we need him?
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Aha, that explains it! 🙂
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Another tattletale bites the dust. I bet not even the toy shop elves like him. 😀 — Suzanne
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🙂
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Haha!
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