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‘Tis the season
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 👍😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Our local celebrity Dave Barry is always spot on!
Best wishes for joyous, healthy, and safe holidays to you and yours!
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I love these. That last one made me wish I could adopt them all. ❤❤
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Love them all of course… maybe the last one will actually inspire some adoptions!
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We can only hope.
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That last one has me dangerously close to (kinda-sorta feel-good) tears.
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I try to save the best for last. 🙂
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Also, Dave Barry!
(I still miss Tropic Magazine. . . )
Also, huge DUH regarding “Q. What do Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy have in common? A. They’re all nocturnal.”
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Merry Christmas!
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Oh, how I wish I could adopt every dog and cat in need of a home.
Love,
Janie
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All are PURRR-fect! Happy Holidays to All, and LOVE your furry friends!
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P.S. -Muffin and Roscoe truly DO have it figured out!
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I am so familiar with the first one.
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These are great. Happy Holidays to you and yours. 🙂 — Suzanne
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Great! LOl The last one is so heartouching. Thank you Bob! Merry Christmas! Enjoy the festive days! MIchael
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Likewise, Michael. 🙂
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Thank you, Bob!
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I loved the dog in the kennel dreaming to be adopted.
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