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Sunday funnies
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessβ’ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterβ’, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Ha ha! Wait! What? I love fruitcake!
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Not his wife’s sister’s fruitcake!! Probably burned it to a crisp and didn’t put enough margarine in it.
I also love a fruitcake done right, haha.
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I am the only one in the family, I get it all; if I buy some.
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner and commented:
Ha ha! Wait! What? I love fruitcake!
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Thank you for reblogging. π
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Thank you for the link. π
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Somfunny. But perhaps Earl has the right idea. If the council won’t do it, fill it yourself, just not with fruitcake!
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Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal and commented:
Priceless!
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Thanks Eliza. β₯οΈ
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Great idea! I can see where that could work. However, I don’t think there’s enough fruitcake in the world to fix the potholes where we live.
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Hahaha
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Good one!
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Finally! A good use for fruitcake!
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I don’t know about filling the pothole, but I bet it’ll draw ants. π — Suzanne
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Oh no! I LOVE fruitcake!!!
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