Up the river

An anthropologist wanted to study the members of a remote jungle tribe. He hired a native guide with a canoe to take him to his destination and serve as interpreter.

As they travelled up the river, they heard drums in the distance. The anthropologist asked his guide, “What do those drums mean?”

The guide replied, “Drums okay. Drums not bad. But very bad when they stop.”

As they traveled the drums grew louder. The anthropologist became nervous, but the guide repeated, “Drums okay. Drums not bad. But when drums stop, then very bad.”

On they travelled, the anthropologist growing more apprehensive by the minute. Then suddenly the drums stopped. Panic stricken, the anthropologist said to the guide, “The drums stopped! What now?”

The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, “Guitar solo.”

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19 Responses to Up the river

  1. V.M.Sang says:
    January 14, 2021 at 12:48 pm

    😂😂😂

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Chris The Story Reading Ape says:
    January 14, 2021 at 12:49 pm

    😂🤣😂

    Liked by 2 people

  3. LaDonna Remy says:
    January 14, 2021 at 1:11 pm

    😊

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Widdershins says:
    January 14, 2021 at 1:33 pm

    😀 😀 😀

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Chris The Story Reading Ape says:
    January 14, 2021 at 2:30 pm

    Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Courtesy of BlueBird 😂

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  6. Eliza Ayres says:
    January 14, 2021 at 2:32 pm

    Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.

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  7. julesmomcat says:
    January 14, 2021 at 3:17 pm

    Ohhh….GROANNNN!

    Liked by 4 people

  8. OIKOS™-Editorial says:
    January 14, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    LoL

    Liked by 2 people

  9. janiejunebug says:
    January 14, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    That’s funny! Exactly what we need.

    Love,
    Janie

    Liked by 2 people

  10. Yvonne says:
    January 14, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    Bwahahaha.

    Liked by 3 people

  11. Yvonne says:
    January 14, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    Reblogged this on Hello World and commented:
    Thank you to dear old BoB for this groaner!

    Liked by 2 people

  12. Yvonne says:
    January 14, 2021 at 5:33 pm

    I have reblogged this, with thanks.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. The Hinoeuma says:
    January 15, 2021 at 1:13 am

    OMG. LOL!

    Liked by 1 person

  14. patriciaruthsusan says:
    January 15, 2021 at 4:26 am

    This was no doubt a tribe with good drummers but a rotten guitar player. Hilarious. 😀 — Suzanne

    Liked by 2 people

  15. Salvageable says:
    January 15, 2021 at 6:11 pm

    Best laugh of the week! J.

    Liked by 2 people

  16. Em says:
    January 17, 2021 at 10:15 am

    Best start to a Sunday morning. Thanks!

    Liked by 2 people

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