Hell on wheels

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, french fries, and a chocolate milkshake.

No sooner had the waitress brought the trucker his lunch than three motorcycles pulled up, and three burly bikers came inside. The first grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger, the second took his fries, and the third took his milkshake.

Saying nothing, the trucker got up, paid the cashier, and left.

When the trucker was gone, one of the bikers said, “He sure ain’t much of a man.”

“He’s not much of a driver, either,” said the waitress. “He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”

13 Responses to Hell on wheels

  1. Moral of the story: Don’t mess with truckers. Especially if they’re in an 18 wheeler and you’re on a bike. Bwahahahah!

    Liked by 6 people

  2. Eliza Ayres says:

    Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. GranmaBarb says:

    Thanks for the giggle. Shared to Tumblr 😊☮️

    Liked by 2 people

  4. As the wife of a biker and the sister of a trucker, I’m staying out of this one. 😀

    Liked by 7 people

  5. Lisa Beth says:

    Haha…thanks for another chuckle, dear Bitter Bluebird! 😄

    Liked by 3 people

  6. julesmomcat says:

    As a former trucker (CB handle: ‘Mother Trucker’), this was perfect!

    Liked by 6 people

  7. janiejunebug says:

    HA! Yes, I laugh loudly.

    Love,
    Janie

    Liked by 2 people

  8. V.M.Sang says:

    Haha. Thanks for that.

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Whoa. That was a steep price to pay for those food items. 😀 — Suzanne

    Liked by 2 people

%d bloggers like this: