Sunday funnies

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious museum.

“I’ve just found a 3,000 year old mummy,” said the archaeologist. “It’s a man who died of heart failure.”

“Bring it in,” said the curator. “We’ll check it out.”

A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. “You were exactly right about the mummy’s age and cause of death,” he said. “How in the world did you know?”

“Easy,” the archaeologist replied. “He was holding a piece of papyrus that said ‘10,000 shekels on Goliath.’”

This entry was posted on Sunday, January 31st, 2021 at 12:14 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

8 Responses to Sunday funnies

  1. julesmomcat says:
    January 31, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    LOL! In human nature, some things never change.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. Eileen says:
    January 31, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    Clever!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Rae Longest says:
    January 31, 2021 at 6:14 pm

    Wish I’d been there to take bets.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Yvonne says:
    January 31, 2021 at 7:40 pm

    This one, I just have to share on my blog!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Yvonne says:
    January 31, 2021 at 7:40 pm

    Reblogged this on Hello World and commented:
    Good old BoB never fails to amuse me!

    Liked by 2 people

  6. V.M.Sang says:
    February 1, 2021 at 4:14 am

    Very funny. I love it.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. maristravels says:
    February 1, 2021 at 5:46 am

    Nothing beats having a laugh, or a smile, on a drizzley Monday morning. Thank you.

    Liked by 1 person

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