Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
LOL! More truth, than humor, there.
Truth: Cats rule our world. We just don’t want to admit it.
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Shared …. thanks for the giggles Bluebird … much appreciated 😊☮️
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My mom once had thin plastic curtains on a closet opening — and 2 cats..
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I’m guessing that didn’t end well.
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I think the sudden shredding shocked the cats (chasing each other) even more, lol!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Cats Rule 😹 courtesy of BlueBird
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😀 😀 😀
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I can relate to the indoor climbing center.
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That last one is my hubby to a “T”
I remember the first time many decades ago I caught him cuddled up in bed taking a nap with the kitteh we had then. I couldn’t have been anymore shocked if I had caught him in bed with a strange woman.
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I hear you. Many moons ago, a stray cat took up residence on my parents’ back porch. My mother fed it, so of course it stayed, but my father professed to hate it. One night when he thought no one was watching, I looked out the window and saw him petting the cat that he claimed to hate so much.
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Ah, ha, ha. I love the cat climbing center. 😀 — Suzanne
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Fitness for the cats. 😉 Our last one always had put the curtains down. Michael
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[…] Caturday chuckles […]
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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awe these are fab! ❤
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
Have a giggle! These are hilarious! 😀
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