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I took up writing because I needed money. And I continued to write because it’s safer than stealing and easier than working. —Robert Heinlein
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
These are hilarious! Reinforces my opinion that cartoonists are the real geniuses among us. I enjoyed (which meant I actually understood) every one of them!
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OMG. The last one is great!
I wish I could “cartoon.”
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Crash-test dummy; LOLOLOLOL! 😀
But, as usual, they are all hilarious!
Also:
“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”
and
“One half of the world doesn’t understand the other half, and it doesn’t matter which half you’re in.”
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Straight from Bluebird’s family photo album 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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Lol – You definitely made my evening again, Bob! Thank you! Have a beautiful rest of the week! Michael
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Great humor.
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I LOVE these! ❤❤❤
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Love ’em, but especially the ‘Other birds we think you may enjoy’ given the amount of advertising we have to endure on sm. 😀
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Love them all. I don’t have a favourite this time.
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The green bird just re-evaluating their life…
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Loved that last one! Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna look like they’re getting it on – maybe some eggs in their future?
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It could happen. One never knows.
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[…] Fowl play […]
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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