Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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I love these can’t brain today memes. Especially the spelling ones. And the man smoking by the gas store. And the door! So funny.
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HAHAHAHHAA!!! Thanks for the chuckles today Birdie! ❤
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Thanks again for the laughs!
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Priceless
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Very good picks!
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My favorite is the door put on wrong. But they’re all funny.
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THAT had me howling!!
(Don’t ask why…)
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I imagine them putting all this work in, drilling and hammering and sweating, and then stepping back to admire their work only to see it completely wrong.
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These are all hilarious, but I also remind myself that there but for the grace of God go I!
Especially love the backwards boat trailer!
(Don’t exactly get that one with the one guy upside down in the water. . . )
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It looked to me as if the third guy thought it would be a good idea to sit on the rail for the picture.
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Thank you! That did cross my mind, but then I started overthinking it. . . which maybe fits me right in here, sort of! 😉
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I’ll see you at the next meeting of Overthinkers Anonymous. 🙂
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Uh, lemme think about it – I’ll get back to you.
Maybe
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I think the shoplifters sign might actually work to deter! Funny bunch.
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The “employee’s” one… My poor, grammar-loving heart.
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I’ll have some healthy chocolates, please. 🙂
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Ah, ha, ha. I hate it when that happens. I’m wondering if the guy lighting a cigarette near the propane storage can read. 😀 — Suzanne
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I wonder if he’s still alive.
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All others will be toad.
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Great! The U Haul in the underpass reminded me of the time we were leading a truck with three elephants down to a place in the country where they could stay until their next Circus date. (Motels and hotels don’t take pets that size! 🙂 ) We got to the underpass and realized it wouldn’t make it. Three roads came together at this underpass and we had traffic and gawkers backed up while we figured out how to get them turned around. We got the elephants settled in in a field with a creek as the evening mists were settling in and a car with two golfers from the near-by club stopped to stare into the mists. We heard one say to the other, “I won’t tell my wife, if you don’t tell yours!”
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