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Bear necessities
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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Unfortunately, that last one happens way too often.
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Love these! I just reposted it on my blog. Because it bears repeating 😉
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“Bears repeating;” nudge-nudge / 😉 😉
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“She hibernates around;” ROFL!
Like the Pacer and LOVE the Riviera in the third one.
“Hot” “Iced” “Just Right” LOL!
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Reblogged this on Will S.' Sunny Side Blog and commented:
Reblogged for fuzzy. 😉
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Thanks Will. 🙂
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You’re welcome!
My online pal fuzziewuzziebear liked them, too! 🙂
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The lesson to be garnered from these hilarious shares? Don’t poke the bear!! LOL
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Calligraphy makes for great PR….and – LUNCH!
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Beary funny.
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Don Piraro outdid himself with the calligraphic bear.
In addition to the obvious weird hilarity, I like the subtle hint on the sign in progress. The bear will not replace the stolen signs with new ones. It will be much easier to tweak the stolen signs and then put them back.
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