It’s a dog’s life

A man went to a psychiatrist and said he was worried that he was a dog.

“It’s terrible,” said the man. “I walk around on all fours, I bark all the time, I howl at the moon, I want to chase every cat I see, and I can’t go past a fire hydrant any more.”

“I think I can help you,” said the psychiatrist. “Lie down on the couch.”

The man replied, “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

6 Responses to It’s a dog’s life

  1. LOL Great quotes, too.

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  2. janiejunebug says:

    That’s so cute.


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  3. Cathy Cade says:

    The picture drew me here. ‘Wasn’t me, mum.’

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  4. Widdershins says:

    Sad puppy picture. 🙂

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