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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
—Charles Wadsworth
When someone asks me if I’m seeing someone, I assume they mean a therapist.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Reblogged this on Two on a Rant.
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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I apologize for being in a hurry and not giving you an introduction — but your name was there and the link to your original post.
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No apologies necessary. 🙂
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Thanks 😊
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Fun
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Wife of pi is my favorite, here.
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Very funny.
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As someone whose math skills suck, I find these enormously funny! Thanx for the laughs!
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I love the wife of pi. Hilarious.
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Ah, ha, ha. 😀 — Suzanne
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Looks like I’m a day late and a pi short.
Funny post, made me smile. 🙂
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Mission accomplished!
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LOL, especially at the last one.
If poor π can manage to enter each successive digit in half the time it took to enter the previous digit, the whole shtick will only take twice as long as entering the first digit. Minor drawbacks would include freaking out every dog in the vicinity with the resulting high-pitched whine from the keystrokes, melting the keyboard, and so on.
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Looking back over your π-day post, I just noticed that the marriage counselor is a division sign (÷) ! Not a good … sign.
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