Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Also, “You can expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test, but not both,” AKA: There’s no “I” in “team,” but there is a “me.”
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Bluebird’s Thought of the Day made me lol.
There is no “I” in “Team,” but there is “Tea.” Time for a steaming hot cup of Earl Grey. 😋
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Also in “team” are mate, meat, tame, and meta. Make of it what you will.
Meanwhile, I might join you in a cup of tea. 🙂
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Lovely! I’ll go put the kettle on. 😀
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Those are hilarious, ibikenyc. I wish I’d taken the first one to heart at some of the jobs I’ve had.
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I wish I could take credit for that 🙂 and also that I could remember where I heard it first.
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Et tu Bird? LOL….hilarious cartoon and so appropriate !! ❤
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LOL
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Nowadays I’m more likely to beware the “idle” of March… especially the ones flocking to the beaches and bars this week (ugh).
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Yep. Too much time on the computer can be dangerous. 😀 — Suzanne
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Yep, that video’s gonna go viral! 😀
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