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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
I love the earworms.
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As one insect said to another insect: “Bug, you man me!”
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Spider preschool and the macrame spider…😆
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Hi BB, I’d love to reblog this, but last time I did, someone on Facebook objected to the title ‘Bug Off’ and FB removed it – I contacted FB and explained it was a series of insect cartoons and gave them the link with a request they check it out – they did, and reinstated the posting, but requested I be more careful about post titles in future 😂
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FB has been getting very persnickety lately. I’ve used the headline “Bug off” for my bug funnies for years and it never even occurred to me that anyone would find it offensive, but there are some people who aren’t happy until they find something to get offended about. (If you want to use the cartoons and give it another headline, please feel free.)
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The earworms get me all the time! Three weeks ago I sent Fiddler on The Roof DVD to a friend. Now Topol is following me everywhere…🎶 Tradition, tradition! 🎵🎶!
Haha…thanks for the bugs Bluebird!
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Hysterical. What sort of mind comes up with these? Loved them.
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Hilarious. My favorites were the spider preschool and the Legendary Macrame Spider. 😀 — Suzanne
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