Just this morning I saw buds on the trees.
Just this morning I saw buds on the trees.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
—Mark Twain
Parents talk about the younger generation as if they had nothing to do with it.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal and commented:
giggle…
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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That’s funny❤️
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That is so “Trailer Park”! Funny!
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That there is called canned comedy.
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Reblogged this on Vermont Folk Troth.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Made me laugh out loud!
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[…] Spring is almost here! — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Ah, ha, ha. 😀 — Suzanne
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Stop. Stop with the relatable humor!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Very witty and droll!
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