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Senior moments
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
I don’t think I have a favourite among these, Bob. they all made me chuckle. Thanks
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…more truth, than humor, here.
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I love that collection.
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Great ones….all good. Thanks for the chuckles on a grey day.
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Not sit ups is my favorite. Darn and here I thought I was doing so well. Darn! lol
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LOL
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
I can relate to every one of these 😳 – Courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Hair growing out from my ears and my nose,
Gouty old feet with stiff, curled-up toes,
Hernia, incontinence, warts, liver spots,
Esophageal stricture, dyspepsia, the trots,
Diverticulitis, neuritis, neuralgia,
Psoriasis, arthritis, bursitis, nostalgia,
Hypersensitivity to humidity or cold,
How can it be
that I still feel
Twenty-nine years old?
😀
This post was inspiring.
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Twenty-nine and a poetic genius!
My granddaughter turned twenty-nine last week. But I still feel like I’m twenty-five. 😀
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I envy you. I feel like I’m at least ninety-five.
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Aww. I’m sorry. Maybe get an exercise bike? Just a few minutes on the bike every other day really seems to help with my energy.
Oh, wait, I forgot, Bluebirds don’t ride bikes.
((HUGS)) ❤❤
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Lol – Love the seat-ups. What a wonderful idea. :-)) Thank you, BoB1 Best wishes, Michael
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Welcome to my world…
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Nuttin’ like Creeping Senioritis, eh?
Now, where did I put my teeth???
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As a senior citizen, I not only find these funny – but I can relate to them too.
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Yep, me too.
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I’m 79, going on 39; my theory is, “Keep moving fast, so Old Age can’t catch up with you. And – no matter what they told you when you were a kid, NEVER ‘act your age!”
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