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People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
—Thomas Sowell
Only in math problems can you buy forty cantaloupes and no one asks what the heck is wrong with you.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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We’ve trapped a few of these little beggars lately.
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EEK! (nudge-nudge / wink-wink)
Lucky you!
Not fun. Hope you got ’em all.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Squeakingly good laughs – courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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I love the rating of the maze!
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LOVE the mice with the GPS suggesting an alternate route. 😀
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I love the mouse in the maze. And your wallpaper, too.
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Yes, give the mice smartphones, for better planing the cheese route. 😉 Thank you BoB! Best wishes for a nice rest of this week! Michael
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Oh, I had tons of fun with this week’s mouse tales. Thanks so much for the giggle, Bluebird!
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Thanks A.J. ♥️
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You’re so welcome, Bluebird. It’s I who has to thank you. For the giggles and smiles!
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