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Fowl play
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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This post was for the birds.
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LOL! These are all hilarious! Birds have their sounds and beats worldwide! And it it amazes me with the fact that many of them can talk in many languages.
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Funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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Haha. So funny. I love the drum kit and the enormous nest.
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The parakeets and the parrot! Ha!
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The karaoke mating dance reminds me of an amorous male dove we have here in our neighborhood. He keeps singing, dancing, preening, and chasing after this one female dove, and she is NOT interested.
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I’ve seen videos of male birds doing their mating ritual in front of bored, unimpressed females. They are hilarious.
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We have vast flocks of wild turkeys nearby. This must be The Time Of The Season for them: On my walks, I encouter small groups including males with full plumage displayed gobbling and posturing in front of similarly bored-looking females.
I give them a wide berth and walk by singing “Get Down Tonight.” 😉
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LOL!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Love,
Janie
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Love them all, but especially that nest!
Also: “A degree in musical theater won’t make you a math whiz, but you will know how to solve a problem like Maria.”
😀
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Very funny!
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They’re all so funny..A great post to read before bedtime. You got my endorphins going though. I hope that helps me sleep. 😴
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Here’s hoping…
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Yes….have a blessed day.
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