Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
I remember that Navy poster. My mom had one in the living room for some reason. She hated it because it reminded her of when she was in the Navy. My mom was a weird woman.
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Very cool and yes, kids need the energy candy gives. lolol. Probably wouldn’t get by with very many of these today.
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I was about to make the same comment.
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The electrolux brought back memories. Mom had one for 40 years. When it broke, I gave her the one I procured in 1974 because I wanted a more modern vacuum. When she passed away in 1983, it was inside the house. I still use the electrolux from 1974, even though it no longer has the carpet sweeper attachment. In the meantime, I went thought many other vacuums.
You can still find the bags for it, but it takes some searching.
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Sigh… I miss the days when you could buy an appliance and expect it to last more than just a couple of years.
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Me, too. Several years ago, I was going to throw away the fridge that has rust all over the outside. My parents bought it in the 1970’s. It still runs. I bought 3 fridges between now and the time I gave the fridge to my better half for him to use.
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Aw, these are fun! I love the different color choices for the refrigerator handles. And wonder if the $2.98 wrist radio worked better than the $30 walkie-talkies I bought my kids. With a range from the bottom of the steps to the top of the steps.
Also, just FYI: Grannys need the energy candy gives too.
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Isn’t that the truth! We need it more than the kids do. They have way too much energy already.
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I remember the wrist radio; it’s a typical comic book advertisement…it’s just a teensy crystal radio reciever not two-way.
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The languages quote is so right – sadly!
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Agreed.
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There are a few that probably wouldn’t make it past the PC police.
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More than a few, I think. 🙂
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I want that watch!!!
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I love these.
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