Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Those are great! “Voodoo dolls while you wait…”
I’m not getting the “stuck in the alphabet” sign. 🤔
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The alphabet game is something little kids used to play to pass the time on long car rides. You try to find all the letters of the alphabet on road signs or license plates (or whatever), in alphabetical order. My brothers and I used to do it all the time, and we always seemed to get stuck on Q. Never made it as far as X, Y, or Z.
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Gotcha. Thank you!
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Heh, that was my question too. 😀
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It always helps to spot a liquor store. Or a Quik-Mart. J.
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Ahhh! Thanks 🙂 Guess this was after my time.
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Might have been a regional thing.
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This bunch made me laugh so hard that Franklin and Penelope roused from their naps to show concern.
Love,
Janie
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😃
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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The fix-a-flat-tattoo picture fits right into this bunch. Nice “ensemble.” 🙂
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I steal from the best. 🙂
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Thanks. 😊
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Fantastic, BoB! Thank you very much. I think some should be re-used in real life. :-)) Michael
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Omg my first sign is the best!
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Yeah, except my second thought was, “But next door is a houseful of rejected frat pledges.” 😉
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Love the last one, yes – 1995! Thanks Bluebird!
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Love the ‘rioters’ one.
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I loved that one too. 🙂
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Love the parody of the Serenity Prayer as well as the sign collection.
While I can take the missing period after “WiFi” in stride, I do wish the sign at Stricker’s Cafe had used “Talk” (rather than “talk”). Maybe Stickler’s Cafe got that one right. 😉
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(Salaams in admiration to you!)
And / or a semicolon after “other.”
Stickler’s Cafe; LOLOLOLOL! 😀
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I swear I’ve seen that Tattoos sign before, I think it was at The Abita Mystery Hiouse
http://abitamysteryhouse.com/
Even if it isn’t, you shoudl still go there; it’s an awesome place…
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