Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Love the quotes!
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Thanks for the funnies. 😃
Happy Arbor Day
ADVICE FROM A TREE
🌲 Stand tall and be proud
🌲 Go out on a limb
🌲 Remember your roots
🌲 Drink plenty of water
🌲 Be content with your natural beauty
🌲 Enjoy the view
Quote by Joanne Raptis…..
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Wooden’d you know Bluebird wood nail it 😂
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LOL 😅😅
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😀 😀 😀
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Oh, Lord! You, too, huh?! LOLOL! 😀
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How do trees get online? – They just log in. 😄
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That noise you hear is my groaning across the miles! 😉
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LOL….guess you’ve that one.
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Do you want a brief explanation of an acorn?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.🌳
…..sorry I needed some giggles for the day.
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More groaning 😀
Not too far from here is the intersection of — I swear I’m not making this up! — Oak Avenue and Acorn Street.
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That sounds like our town…and we used to live on Poplar Drive. The whole street was lined with Poplar trees.
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I have both of you beat. The house where I grew up was on Forest Avenue.
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LOL…yes you do. 😄
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Yup. You do! 😉
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As a writer, I did love that last one! Thank you very mulch…
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LOL!
Some days all of us feel like mulch.
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I feel like mulch most days.
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