Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Violators will be towed and find $50? Yeah, but how much is the fine?
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1. I would LOVE to know the whole story behind that one with the car “on” the boat;
2. Also what led to the decision to print the directive to open the box before eating the pizza.
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I’m not surprised about the pizza one. I saw a packet of walnuts that said ‘contains nuts’ and bought a refill for a handwash that gave me step by step instructions on how to fill the original container from the packet.
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Ya gotta love humans – their stupidity knows no bounds!!
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I can’t even. Seriously, I can’t.
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oh my GOSH. all hilarious, but that last one ?!?! just wow!
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You don’t plant the trees in the communal ash trays! Everybody knows that 😬.
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World Gone Crazy
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Absolutely!
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That last one is subtle. I sat there looking at it, and then I saw it and my jaw dropped. Then I had a couple of questions. Did they plant the trees first or after they paved the walkway. Or did the bureaucrats plan it that way and order another set of trees, forgetting they had already planted trees?
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Whatever the origin story, it shows bureaucracy at its finest.
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Whaaaat I recognise that rock face! I looked down from the top as some climbers with actual safety ropes came up :). Not like that nutter! What a glorious view that is.
Thank god the world is full of nutters for entertainment :D.
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Hilariously dumb! 😂
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Satan shouldn’t be selling hand sanitizer. He already has a day job.
It’s nice that the towing company leaves $50 in each vehicle. Nice folks.
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Hahahahahahha!!! And they said learning to spell by phonetics was a waste of time! Or the guy doing the painting was only following “Standard Operating Procedure”. I don’t know what he was thinking adding a “T” though. Hmm.
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LOL!
Many moons ago, I worked for The City Of New York, arguably one of the most bureaucratic entities on the planet.
While catching up on the years-long backlog of filing I’d inherited with the job, I found hundreds of references to “The Operations Manuel.”
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I think I met that guy once.
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I love all these. How did that car get there, though? And I wouldn’t mind being a violator.
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Sometimes I really don’t get the human species at all!
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. ♥️
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Makes you wonder if it’s safe to go anywhere!
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