Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Can’t stop laughing! Amazing what adds tell us about ourselves.
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Oh, I remember ads like that. Can you imagine using lysol for “hygiene” purposes? Ouch.
One of the things a woman learns early on in life: If a man is that easy to stray, let him. The “other” woman will get exactly what she deserves.
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Truth.
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Amen!
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OMG those made me cringe.
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Me, too!
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I got such a kick out of those. Men probably think, “Ah, the good ol days.” Dream on suckers, those days are long gone……… lmao
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Like men never have “B.O.” – lol
I wonder who wrote the ads, men or women??
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Can you IMAGINE what the woke-generation would have to say about these!🤣🤣🤣 Lysol would be DOA!😎
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Wow.. I forgot/never knew how bad it was!
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Omigosh – Cringe!! So glad I just happen to be born in a later time. Phew!!
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Lysol for ‘feminine hygiene’? OI VEY!!!! … here’s a idea, lets use it for ‘male hygiene’ too! See how popular it is then!
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Oh the ‘good’ old days! Buying the wrong coffee gets physical abuse! Can you imagine these being allowed nowadays? Although there are some things we can regret passing, I don’t rhink any of these will be missed.
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I grew up thinking that making coffee must be terribly complicated and difficult, because of all the commercials that featured an unhappy husband whose wife just couldn’t make good coffee.
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I DO NOT want to know how Lysol ended up in the same paragraph as feminine hygiene.
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It doesn’t bear much thinking about.
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