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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Lol! The Wig Breed, my favorite cat! 🐱
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So funny. I like the cat with the hole in it, the 2 headless kitties and the croissants.
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The one with the croissants definitely made me do a double take. 🙂
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Headless cat and hole in the torso are freaking me out 😂
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Too cool…
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HAHHAAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did not get the one that was of the cat in the desert.
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It’s got a pie chart on it 🤣🤣🤦♂️. I think that’s all it was. Hope it’s called Pie Chart
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I thought she looked like she had a hole in her middle; the sand is kinda the same color as her fur.
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She looks like a small cannonball went right through her, but she failed to notice.
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Yes, or that! LOL!
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Kitties find the stranges places to sit!
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😂😂😂😂
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“You can observe a lot by watching.”
—Yogi Berra
He was a genius! 🙂
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And eminently quotable. 🙂
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These are freakishly wonderful!
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