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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Ma she won’t copy me!
The reverse happenss with my siblings all the time. LOL
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I love the Ikea nest !
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Reblogged this on A Blog About Healing From PTSD and commented:
These are too funny! The first one reminds me of how our old GPS used to say ‘RECALCULATING’ every time we changed direction. Maybe that’s what the swarms of migrating birds are doing when they suddenly swoop and swerve. ‘RECALCULATING!’
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Thanks Lady Q. ♥️
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Reblogged this on About the Jez of It.
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Thanks Raven. 🙂
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My pleasurre
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
A tweet (treat) from Bluebird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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So funny!
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These are great!!
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The funnies are great and the quotes are even greater!
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Reblogged this on Die Erste Eslarner Zeitung – Aus und über Eslarn, sowie die bayerisch-tschechische Region!.
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Thanks Michael. 🙂
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You are welcome, BoB! Thank you for the fantastic laughter! Michael xx
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Thanky you so much for the great laughter, BoB! All priceless! Lol Have a beautiful rest of the week! Its only two days! 😉 xx Michael
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I bet the Ikea house doesn’t come with any instructions.
Love,
Janie
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It has instructions, but they’re in Swedish.
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😂😂😂LOL
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Hilarios!! 😂🤣
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Bluebird provided us with a few more bird giggles. Thanks so much for the smiles. Sharing!
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