Moment of truth

During a trial in a small town, a very proper elderly lady was sworn in with her hand on the Bible, and she promised to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help her God. Then the prosecutor approached the woman and asked, “Mrs. Smith, do you know me?”

She replied, “Yes, I do, Mr. Wilson. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, I’m very disappointed in you. You lie, you cheat, and you manipulate people. You think you’re a big shot, but you’re really just a two-bit shyster. Yes, I know you very well.”

The prosecutor was stunned. After an embarrassed silence, he indicated the defense attorney and asked, “Mrs. Smith, do you know him?”

She replied, “Yes, I’ve known Mr. Bradley for many years. He’s lazy and bigoted and he cheats on his wife. He drinks too much, and he nearly bankrupted his family with his gambling debts. Yes, I know him.”

The defense attorney blanched. Laughter filled the courtroom.

The judge summoned both attorneys to the bench, and in a very quiet voice he said, “If either one of you sons of bitches asks her if she knows me, you’re going to jail!”

7 Responses to Moment of truth

  1. …the whole truth and nothing but the truth… and the truth shall set you free. 🙂

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  2. Sigh! Looks like WP is again not letting me Like. Pardon a utilitarian comment, but I’m going to see if commenting changes anything.

    Good joke! I larfed.

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    • WP is also sending your comments to the spam folder. Did you do something to anger the WP gods?

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      • I have no idea why. What I tried before that seemed to restore things doesn’t work now. Each comment sends me to the WP sign-in page, where I dutifully sign in and click “remember me,” only to be forgotten immediately. Everything works on *.wordpress.com pages, just not here. I will continue to hammer at things to see if I can get back to how it’s supposed to be. Is bummer.

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        • I hear you. WP logs me out randomly and forces me to log back in. Sometimes I can like posts but not comments, sometimes I can’t like either one. And clicking “remember me” never does any good.

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  3. Fandango says:

    Ha! That was a hoot!

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  4. Widdershins says:

    Heh, heh … knew that was coming! 😀

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