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This entry was posted on Saturday, August 21st, 2021 at 12:41 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
—George Bernard Shaw
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
I’m with ‘Maturity is Optional’ (and I vacation every chance I get 😂
Courtesy of BlueBird 🐦
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Thank YOU, BB 👍😃
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Woke up is always good!
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What’s the secret to long life? WAKE UP every morning!
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Oh dear, I can relate to most if not all of these. But I don’t think I look as old as the folks in the pictures. Of course, my eyesight isn’t what it used to be.
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Ah, Bitter Bluebird, I’m starting to relate to these! Thanks for the chuckles…
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Enjoyed and related! 😊
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I totally agree that maturity is optional, and I might just go with the bouquet! Pity I won’t be there to see the reaction.
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I can relate to all of them.
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I like the napime one. When I was younger I hated them. Now I like them.
My family calls me a 80 year old woman.
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All of these are hilarious!
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the funeral bouquet cracked me up! Not a bad idea. 🙂
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It’s true – love the funeral bouquet.
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Reblogged this on Writing Wrinkles and commented:
Given my current blog theme, I had to reblog this one from Bluebird of Bitterness
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Thanks Cathy. ♥️
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Reblogged this on OPENED HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks Michael. 🙂
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Thank you for the fun, BoB! Enjoy a beautiful upcoming week! xx Michael
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Lol – Thank you, BoB! Enjoy a wonderful Sunday! xx Michael
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Usta think these were funny. That was 60 years ago.
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