Sunday funnies

Mildred had attended mass faithfully all her life, but shortly after her 100th birthday, she stopped going. Fr. Gregory was concerned at her absence and went to call on her.

To his relief, he found Mildred in excellent health. He asked her why she had stopped coming to mass.

“Well, Father,” she said, “when I got to be 90, I really expected God to take me any day. But I made it to 95, and then 100, so I figured God’s been busy and must have forgotten about me, and I don’t want to remind Him.”

3 Responses to Sunday funnies

  1. jenny_o says:

    Well, that’s logical! lol

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  2. Adrienne says:

    Sounds sensible to me.

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  3. Widdershins says:

    Heh, 🙂 works for me! 😀

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