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This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 25th, 2021 at 12:24 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
How we behave toward cats here below determines our place in heaven.
―Robert Heinlein
There would be less childhood obesity if children had to chop wood to keep their smart phones going.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Unbelievable. I think my favorite is God’s Chosen Puppet. These are too funny. Thanks for the post.
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What a hoot!
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icky. All of them are just….. icky
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“Worst” isn’t enough. These are almost painful to look at. Gospel song “He Touched Me” now looks like perverted child abuse!
Thanks Bitter Bluebird, needed something bizarre to wake me up!
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Ewwww! And the “Let Me Touch Him” one right above it!
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Not to mention “But What About Me” right below it…
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Some wild and wacky covers, that’s for sure – and to think someone, somewhere, thought “This is perfect!” . . .
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Makes you wonder what cover ideas they rejected…
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I have actually seen that T-Bone album before years ago. That was very surreal.
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Omg I love these
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These are bad, like crap on toast!
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Oh… my! Have you posted some or maybe all of these before? (I notice the URL is “worst-record-album-covers-3“)
What is the title on that Steve Taylor album? I have to be a… clone? cloie? Do I want to know?
The Family Band actually looks more-like-normal, compared to the other family bands!
Just ran across another cover winner: The Brailettes – search YooToob.
Seen while looking for this
Jesus Use Me – the Faith Tones with the amazing hair.
youtu.be/RciSEvedXvs
But were the Faith Tones real? No one seems to know.
ailantha.com/blog/the-mysterious-faith-tones
😮
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I did post some of them, years ago. I had halfway forgotten about them, but then the guys on the Babylon Bee podcast did a segment on terrible record covers, which gave me a bunch more to add to my collection, so I decided to do a rerun. Leave it to you to notice.
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I’ve seen “Jesus Use Me” before. Absolutely hideous…
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OMG!!!
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Odd that so many of these terrible covers are for Christian bands. It’s enough to turn you off religion.
And as for ‘He touched me’! Well!
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“He Touched Me” was a very popular song among Evangelical Protestants back in the old days. I heard it many times in the church where I grew up. No one thought anything of it then, but those were more innocent times.
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I just scrolled through these again. Just Because I Asked is truly scary.
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Lol! These are fantastic! You know, if I had become a musician I probably would have made all my album covers goofy and ridiculously bad, just to be funny! Only not creepy funny, just funny, lol!
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It was ‘Let Me Touch HIm’ that introduced me to the world of bad album covers.
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These definitely win the losers prize!
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