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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
I remember a lot of these. Okay, so I’m old. lol
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Join the club.
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hahahaha How little we change.
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Brylcreem YOUR hair. Who else’s you gunna Brylcreem? Lol
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Awww fluffeeeee 😍😍😂😂. Ideas of masculinity have changed? 🤔
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I used to believe the label on Johnson’s shampoo. Now I can no longer read it because I’m blind.
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“UNPOPULAR because your hair is gray?” Wow, I had no idea!
Haha, how were people thinking!
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Gray lives matter!
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😃 yeah!!!
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Hey, less of the long, long ago. I was a Brylcreem boy with posters like that all over the barber’s shop.
Hugs
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I was a Breck user! I can’t remember why I stopped using it; it worked well. Interesting ads from a time that doesn’t seem all that long ago to me. lol
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Oy, I can smell the baby shampoo!
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The fluffy hair one. But they are all bad. And funny.
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Bryllcreem guy on the phone looks like central-casting Hollywood villain. Probably ordering a hit on somebody.
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He does look exceptionally creepy.
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I remember many of these!
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Yep, me too.
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