(Inspired by my pal Melanie, from whom I stole many of these.)
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Yikes! I hope our dogs don’t catch the lizard they have been chasing around the yard!
These are too funny, Bluebird. And too true. 😀
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So funny. I love the last one.
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UPS man is my favorite. Nice that he brought him back home. lol
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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I needed a good laugh today. Thanks!
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Hahaha, I love the partners in crime!
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Thanks for the nod! I admit I LOL’d just as loudly as I did the first time I read them. But I admit that screen door shame is new on me! Ziggy? Don’t get any ideas! (he and Pudge ran through the screen on my back porch slider. It cost $$$ to get it fixed too. I think they thought that was funny! 😄
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Oh dear, you made me laugh. I used to follow a dog shaming blog but forgot everything about it 🤣
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The very last one was a scream!
Literally.
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These are hilarious, especially humped the neighbor’s kid and going after the lumps in the bed.
Love,
Janie
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