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We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the light of every passing ship. βOmar N. Bradley
Iβm always late for everything. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessβ’ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterβ’, the beer they named for Bob
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Ruffle your feathers and laugh – courtesy of BlueBird ππ€£π
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Thanks Chris. π
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Thanks Mark. π
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The homing pigeon idea haha xD
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Thanks Rae. β₯οΈ
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These are great. I laughed out loud at that eagle one.
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Mission accomplished!
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That’s one angry eagle.
Love,
Janie
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Wow! That’s some woodpecker.
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Reblogged this on OPENED HERE >> https:/BOOKS.ESLARN-NET.DE.
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Thanks Michael. π
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Each of the birds has its own character, but i never had seen such a grumpy eagle. Lol Thanks for sharing, Bob! Enjoy the rest of the week! xx Michael
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Reblogged this on Writing Overload and commented:
XD
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Thank you for reblogging. π
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LOL! Those are really funny! I also love how you put all of Bob’s relatives.
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Thank you for the link. β₯οΈ
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Thank you for the link. π
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Homing pigeon ππ
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