Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Confirmation – no cure for stupidity!
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Haha! These people either need to be more careful or just park closer to the pump.
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Lots of LOL here. I’m a bit surprised at the two where the pump was pulled over — they’ve had the “breakaway” hose connections for a long, long time… for some reason.
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Technology and implementation are sadly two very different things! 😳
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I’m looking at these pictures and wondering how these same people drive on the Interstate going 75 miles per hour…. YIKES!!!
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Good grief, I hadn’t even thought about that…!
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Oh dear!
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Oh God I’m dying here with laughter
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😂😂😂
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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[…] I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — pain at the pump edition […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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A newbie, sent here by Igor, I believe is a long term fan. I truly do not understand why some one is so unaware and dense not to check and verify the pump handle is put back and on what side of the car it’s fuel orifice is. Don’t get me started on people airing tires and other assorted maintenance chores on a vehicle.
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But don’t stand two metres away 😂
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